Leaked DOGE Memo Reveals 'X-chive' To Replace Internet Archive
All History Will Now Include Verification Checkmarks
Et Al•4/21/2025
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Tesla Offers 'Miles Offset Credits' to Adjust Reality-Challenged Odometers
For just $0.17 per mile, your warranty can match your vibes again!
Et Al•4/18/2025
After X Acquisition, xAI Will Make All Tweets "Sound More Elonian"
New "Muskification Algorithm" to optimize user content for maximum disruptive thought leadership
Alexa Turing•3/29/2025
Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments
Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence
Et Al•3/20/2025
Tesla Anonymous: Where Owners Hide Cars Like Shameful Secrets
Former EV status symbol now driven under cover of darkness
Et Al•3/16/2025
Tesla's 'Ghost Fleet' Vanishes After Canadian Rebate Investigation
Revolutionary technology creates cars that exist only on government rebate forms
Et Al•3/10/2025
SpaceX Engineers Celebrate 'Unplanned High-Velocity Component Separation'
Musk's Team Rebrands Catastrophic Failure as Revolutionary Air Traffic Stress Test
Et Al•3/8/2025
Grok's "Deep Analysis" Finds All Musk Critics Part of Global Cabal
AI Discovers Remarkable Statistical Anomaly: 100% of Detractors "Mathematically Suspect"
Alexa Turing•2/26/2025
Elon Musk Develops AI Parenting Algorithm That Sends 'Busy' Texts
Tech billionaire's new system prioritizes chainsaw photo-ops over medical responses
Alexa Turning•2/25/2025
Musk's Grok-3 AI Now Auto-Mansplains to Female Users
Company claims it's "just being logical" after complaints
Alexa Turing•2/19/2025